It’s the same thing…’cept it’s diff’rent

July 7, 2008

Sounds about right…

Filed under: Uncategorized — BACON @ 8:02 pm

In Popular Culture

The image tooltip (not seen above, back row, third from the left) alone deserves a Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences.

June 8, 2008

I think this would have been the greatest moment of my entire life had I seen it live…

Filed under: Observations, The 'splainage ditch — BACON @ 8:08 pm

(And by “this” I mean this.)

Well, that and the opening kickoff of Super Bowl XXXI, though I was fortunate to see the latter live.

May 10, 2008

Well, it only took me 20 years…

Filed under: Further evidence that I might be dyslexic — BACON @ 10:03 am

…but I just now noticed that it’s not Keshia Knight Pullman. It’s Keshia Knight Pulliam.

Adjust your lives accordingly.

Speaking of, why don’t you ask your typical ’80’s sitcom perpetual C-student troubled teenager brother about dyslexia, Rudy?

May 4, 2008

Wow, I think if that had happened to me…

Filed under: A certain degree of organized randomness — BACON @ 12:14 pm

…I would have gone ahead and submitted http://www.google.com/addurl/?continue=/addurl.

March 22, 2008

I’m sick of hearing about people’s “untimely” deaths…

Filed under: Observations — BACON @ 7:38 pm

For once I’d like someone to die and us all to reach a consensus: “Well, it was about time!”

March 3, 2008

Ugh, I’ve eaten way, way too much pasta here…

Filed under: The life in a day — BACON @ 9:04 pm

…and, naturally, I feel the need to blarg about it.

February 29, 2008

So, basically, had box cutters been referred to by their actual name…

Filed under: Observations — BACON @ 10:17 pm

…(that is, “pocket hijackers”) this whole thing could have been averted?

Therefore, by the conservative property of equality, True Value supports terrorists and Bob Vila hates freedom.

February 12, 2008

Who names a rooster “Cornelius”?

Filed under: Observations — BACON @ 12:27 am

Or a tiger “Tony”, for that matter?

Or what about a captain of crunch “Cap’n Crunch”?

February 8, 2008

They do things a little different over there…

Filed under: Divided we fall...in pieces, The 'splainage ditch — BACON @ 10:22 pm

See, we’ve got Dick Armey. And they…well, they’ve got Alistair Darling.

February 1, 2008

I reckon I should say something interesting right about now…

Filed under: The life in a day, Thursday is a myth — BACON @ 7:52 pm

Something interesting.

Hey, now. Get Carsey-Werner on the phone, stat! We have a sitcom on our hands here!

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